Diary Of A 6th Grade Ninja

Diary Of A 6th Grade Ninja Ninja Training Day 104 Operation Pizza Night Dear Diary Today was interesting It started with a mission briefing from Sensei Mission Objective Infiltrate the enemy camp retrieve the secret pizza recipe and return without being detected Target Our archnemesis the notorious Pizza Pirates Sounds simple right Wrong Sensei made it clear this was no ordinary pizza mission These pirates had beefed up security including Laser beams Im talking fullon James Bondstyle lasers Yikes Motion sensors You know the kind that go beepbeep when you walk by A guard dog named Pepperoni Apparently hes a real grump My Plan 1 Disguise Id be going undercover as a pizza delivery guy Whos gonna suspect a guy with a giant pizza box 2 Stealth Id use my ninja skills of course Remember that time I snuck past Mr Petersons motionactivated sprinklers in gym class This was going to be like that but with lasers 3 Pepperoni Id distract him with cough a meatball Yeah thats it The Mission I started by practicing my Pizza Guy persona in the mirror I even put on a fake mustache dont worry it was removable Next Sensei gave me a Pizza Box of Doom filled with secret ninja gadgets Mini smoke bombs For those uhoh moments A grappling hook For scaling walls A laser deflecting device The size of a TicTac A very convincing fake pizza Because who would suspect a delivery guy with a giant pizza box 2 After some final instructions I set off into the night I climbed over fences slipped past laser beams and even dodged a few pepper spray attacks apparently Pepperoni doesnt like delivery guys The Secret Recipe After a series of twists and turns I finally reached the Pizza Pirate headquarters It was a ramshackle shack decorated with pirate flags and empty pizza boxes Inside I found the secret pizza recipe scrawled on a napkin hidden inside a hollow pizza cutter Escape I made it back to base with the recipe and my ninja reputation intact Sensei was impressed especially with my fake pizza delivery skills He even gave me a new ninja suit black with pizza slices embroidered on it Lessons Learned Pizza is delicious but its also a powerful weapon when used strategically Fake mustaches are surprisingly itchy I have a natural talent for pizza delivery Tomorrow Im training with the grappling hook Im thinking of taking a shortcut to school but I need to be careful about those motion sensors Yours in pizza and ninjas Alex